I hate people who don’t realize the things you do for them. They become so use being pampered that anger strikes when denied a piece of candy.
I hate guys who try to talk to you in the street and when you don’t respond or choose to turn down their offers of “I’ll be your man”, they instantaneously start bad talking you “You ain’t all that anyway” Last I checked I gave you know mind in the first place and just cause you are crushed , your ego will do anything to patch itself up.
There is always that larger than life person who somehow finds the need to squish their butts in a teeny space of a seat.
The moms who cannot keep their kids in check, if your child peanut butter covered hands does not move away from my jeans in t minus 9 seconds, I will shove their fingers in their cute little noses.
The people who feel the need to tell me how cute a kid is? If I do not naturally coo, your judgment is worst than a blind man trying to cross Interstate 90 on a unicycle with two wheels.
I hate people who call you, you then miss the call, then they text you and say “Hey why didn’t you answer your phone?” Now if I answer that text message, I will not be doing a good job of ignoring you completely.
I hate rhetorical questions, when they aren’t funny. Like I will still answer and then you’ll say it was rhetorical, and I will look at you and say I will still answer.
I dislike non-funny people, or people who think their funny and its like huh? was that the actual joke!?
I cannot even remember more of the things I hate. BRB
Saturday, March 7, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
Silly Goose, R&B Beef is for kids

Keri Whohaw! not Whohaw! MADGASCAR!
Lame!!! Lame!! Lame!
Go back to behind the scenes and write my hit bitch. You haven't been around for too long and the one and only song you have is wack, until you entertain me, then we'll see who is turning who on.
Songwriters now a day forget their place and their composition notebooks at home and replace it with their ego.
For someone who wrote a bunch of hits from Touch-Omarion to Beyonces Love in the Club verse you dress like a bum, where is your money, I’m sure the musical industry paid you quite enough? How do you write hits for others and yet completely hit the mark with your own career.
In no possible way do you even have the right to come out your face and call Beyonce and Ciara out, you wrote some songs, you got paid, you cashed the checks, you brought a bum hat, now keep it moving.
Ugh so disgusted with her right now, my mind is on freeze.
Stay tune for more of Keri One Hit Hilson
Lame!!! Lame!! Lame!
Go back to behind the scenes and write my hit bitch. You haven't been around for too long and the one and only song you have is wack, until you entertain me, then we'll see who is turning who on.
Songwriters now a day forget their place and their composition notebooks at home and replace it with their ego.
For someone who wrote a bunch of hits from Touch-Omarion to Beyonces Love in the Club verse you dress like a bum, where is your money, I’m sure the musical industry paid you quite enough? How do you write hits for others and yet completely hit the mark with your own career.
In no possible way do you even have the right to come out your face and call Beyonce and Ciara out, you wrote some songs, you got paid, you cashed the checks, you brought a bum hat, now keep it moving.
Ugh so disgusted with her right now, my mind is on freeze.
Stay tune for more of Keri One Hit Hilson
Come on man the beef is so not needed!!!!!!
Thursday, March 5, 2009
Where Are They Now?

I'm pretty sure everyone has myspace but when we all got old enough for Facebook, alot of people found their friends from like daycare days. A couple of friends I ran into in the networking world are doing big things. About majority of are in college and no kids, which is cool and maybe one or two have a bundle of joy. But basically no one is dead or strung out so horribly they cant spell their first name.
My homie Dallas surprised me when he put up a status to join his blog and when I went to check it out, I found more friends who was chasing the Music Dream, and they are darn good at it.
Coming from a performing arts elementary school, I was already aware of my long lost friends' talents but it's nice to know they are using them to get to bigger and better places.
CHECK THEM OUT!
UrbanDogHouse
UrbanDogHouse
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Rip That Runway Sexy People
Last night the annual Rip The Runway show came on and I was not dissappointed. The designers were sexdy and fun. But also remembered to dress their models with that same attitude. Famailiar faces were everywhere from Korto who was also a competitive designer in Project Runway 5. I love this lady and her designs so much I can not wait for her collection to come out. 

How you make an outfit out of seatbelts??? Beautiful! Thats talking about safety.
Laurieann Gibson was there stirring up trouble as usual, love her!
She knows how to get down and make you feel stupid when need be. Its called action Bitch!
On BET she had an All-Access Pass and she made sure she got us the best scoop. BOOMCAT!
Opulent and Decadent and we're OUT!

Let me tell you when I was first introduced to the drink I was head over heels, and now have a bottle of my very own that helped me celebrate my past birthday. This drink is so underrated. Pink, bubbly and sophiscated.
But anywhooters, the performances were good despite the fact Stanky Leg was part of it, quite honestly its a catchy tune. The hosts looked stunning and again the models were amazing.

Monday, February 23, 2009
Danger

Monica Leon is her name and you mightve seen her on RayJs new show on BET, i guess Moesha money is long gone. But this chick is crazy and now she claiming that Ray J got her pregnant but yet shacked up with some other dude reportedly also a sibling of a celebrity
http://www.mediatakeout.com/2009/30855-oh_my_danger_from_for_the_love_of_ray_j_takes_more_freaky_pics__she_gets_nekkid__then_gets_lynched.html
Sunday, February 22, 2009
I Just Don't Get It

New accessories to get nowadays is a tattoo. They are personal, convient and sometimes free when your homebody hooks you up
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh86aHtxCB9oHD33k8
Now lets stop and wonder about this one
I love Lil Wayne, his lyrics are bananas but Lil Wayne high with a tattoo needle, fuck out here
I need certification, I need you to have at least 3 years experience and you need to have a million tattoos
Lil Wayne you qualify for only one of this on the checklist
You are the walking advertisement for ink blood, lol
Waynes tattoos are on point though, getting inked on your eyelids, like seriously cool!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh86aHtxCB9oHD33k8
I just wanted to watch this again
Signed By
If He Can Tat You Up, I Can Too
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh86aHtxCB9oHD33k8
Now lets stop and wonder about this one
I love Lil Wayne, his lyrics are bananas but Lil Wayne high with a tattoo needle, fuck out here
I need certification, I need you to have at least 3 years experience and you need to have a million tattoos
Lil Wayne you qualify for only one of this on the checklist
You are the walking advertisement for ink blood, lol
Waynes tattoos are on point though, getting inked on your eyelids, like seriously cool!
http://www.worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshh86aHtxCB9oHD33k8
I just wanted to watch this again
Signed By
If He Can Tat You Up, I Can Too
Friday, February 20, 2009
Ri-Ri & C.Breezy

I didn't want to speak about this. Who said she said that he said. One thing I do know though is that I was waiting for that photo of Rihannas face, got it. TMZ & Mediatakeout.com aint never let a sister down. Now TMZ is currently under investigation on how they "obtained" the photo of Rihannas face. Personally I think they should investigate the Los Angelos Police Department, someone got paid off to do the job. I guess its different when Rihanna gets beaten by Chris Brown instead of Maria Nobody, a lot of police hours are put into this then seem neccassary.
Labels:
Abuse,
Chris Brown,
Domestic Violence,
Mediatakeout.com,
Photo,
Rihanna Fenty,
TMZ.com
Thursday, February 19, 2009
Whats Your Age?
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
When I Grow Up I Wanna Be...
Barbara 'Barbie' Millicent Roberts
Barbie was launched in March 9th 1959, her official birthday. She was actually a replica of a doll in Germany named Bild Lilli. Barbie has come a long way from black and white swimsuits offered only in blond or brunette to The baddest bitch on the block.
Girls the history of the dolls we grew up loving. Barbie in fact had parents, George and Margaret, 4 sisters and 2 brothers, 1 aunt, 2 cousins, 2 boyfriends (different years) Ken and Kevin, Ken being the one around the most and 72+ known friends, not counting Kens side. Barbie was anything and everything, From a doctor to band leader, to sailor to just plain old teen who had a pink convertible. Shes had more drama in her fantasy life than most people have now, from mothers who want to ban Barbie because her breast were to big, to her pregnancy scandal around the year 2000's. What I say To these people. SHOVE IT!
Shes a doll, meaning shes not real, its character created, stand next to her and maybe I should ban you for having bigger breast.
What grinds my gears though, is when women who call themselves Barbie and yet shows no responsibility to holding that title, you do because you think you're cute and yet you don't have the goals she set for herself or beauty.
Like I said Barbie was Baddest Bitch, Shes iconic and you're just not!
Theres a reason to this post, trust me, you will be amused!
Barbie was launched in March 9th 1959, her official birthday. She was actually a replica of a doll in Germany named Bild Lilli. Barbie has come a long way from black and white swimsuits offered only in blond or brunette to The baddest bitch on the block.
Girls the history of the dolls we grew up loving. Barbie in fact had parents, George and Margaret, 4 sisters and 2 brothers, 1 aunt, 2 cousins, 2 boyfriends (different years) Ken and Kevin, Ken being the one around the most and 72+ known friends, not counting Kens side. Barbie was anything and everything, From a doctor to band leader, to sailor to just plain old teen who had a pink convertible. Shes had more drama in her fantasy life than most people have now, from mothers who want to ban Barbie because her breast were to big, to her pregnancy scandal around the year 2000's. What I say To these people. SHOVE IT!
Shes a doll, meaning shes not real, its character created, stand next to her and maybe I should ban you for having bigger breast.
What grinds my gears though, is when women who call themselves Barbie and yet shows no responsibility to holding that title, you do because you think you're cute and yet you don't have the goals she set for herself or beauty.
Like I said Barbie was Baddest Bitch, Shes iconic and you're just not!
Theres a reason to this post, trust me, you will be amused!
Thursday, February 5, 2009
Whoa! Talk About Swag Being Jacked Back

As we all know, our 44th President of The United States of America danced to "At Last" during the neighborhood ball which I might also state was one of the inexpensive balls opened to the public. Very Nice! Suave move! But anyhow so back to the gossip. Someone was tight that their song was used to commemorate the moment. Etta James called out Beyonce for singing her (Etta J) signature song. The ballad At Last became a hit in 1961. In 2008 Beyonce portrayed Etta James in the movie Cadillac Records and did a wonderful job. But hold up! Etta James got tight that the song was used and sung by Beyonce at the inauguration. Do I smell a hater? Just face the facts you weren't picked to do your own song, lol. Maybe B shouldve properly asked to sing the song but for Etta James to come and start talking bad about both The President and Beyonce, now you tripping. Its a song, maybe you should Obama to sing the song when hes hanging out in the Oval Room. Get a grip guys, its just a song and its not like Beyonce fucked it up.
Now lets face some hard facts
"At Last" is a 1941 song written by Mack Gordon and Harry Warren for the musical film Orchestra Wives, starring George Montgomery and Ann Rutherford. It was first performed in the film and on record by Glenn Miller and his orchestra, vocal by Ray Eberle and Pat Friday. The song was a major hit for Miller, reaching number 14 on the Billboard pop charts in 1942, and it soon became a standard. Nat King Cole recorded it in 1957 on his number one album Love Is the Thing. In 1960, it was covered by blues singer Etta James in a performance that improvised on Warren's melody. James was inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame in 1999 for her rendition of the song.
In the decades since its release it has been covered by a number of artists, including Ella Fitzgerald, Jason Mraz, Phoebe Snow, Miles Davis, Martina McBride, Céline Dion, Lou Rawls, Eva Cassidy, Christina Aguilera, Joni Mitchell, Stevie Nicks, Norah Jones, The Temptations, Stevie Wonder, Jimmy Scott, The Manhattan Rhythm Kings, Cyndi Lauper, Aubrey O'Day, Beyonce Knowles, and Nikki Yanofsky. The Etta James version is perhaps the most famous, and is known to be performed at weddings and wedding receptions because of its romantic lyrics and sweeping orchestration.
On January 20, 2009, President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama danced to various renditions of the song at each of the 10 official balls honoring his inauguration.
I guess Etta James fears that Beyonce will be inducted into the Grammy Hall of Fame because of this one hit song also.
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