No Respect For The Dollar

Remember those wack sweet sixteen parties on mtv about those spoiled brats, the ones who curse out their parents because the interior to their brand new Mercedes with the suicide doors wasn’t the color they wanted. Who are these kids? Like seriously let my kid act up like that one day forget me sending them to some desert country, I’m beating them right there in front of their friends to high hell. It was a disgrace to see how these kids rule their parents and how the parents would say "how high", when the brats said jump. I don’t know if it’s the parents show off demeanor but I blame them a 100% for not teaching their kids boundaries and then you're on national TV, like hello can you scream embarrassing.

My question is what happens when these people lose their money or these kids grow up and can't make their own. I want to see MTV make a reality show about thats titled Riches to Rags

If my mom ever got to throw me such a party about coming to age and becoming an adult and I even rolled my eyes and showed any disrespect best believe I would not be on this blog right now writing to you people.

Don’t let ACS tell you, that you can't discipline your child*, their reproduction!!!!

*lol, I don’t hit kids

Talk About A Bitch

So whenever I go online and check out those sites where people leave comments behind, I forever love to read them.

So i'm on aol reading the comments to ''The Worst Christmas Gift From A New Guy''

and the very first comment goes

"My last boyfriend gave me a diamond ring last year, as if I was supposed to marry him, he barely topped a $100,000 a year. Ladies you know we couldn't live like that, Give me a what what !!!''

::Temptations records scratching in background::

WHAAAAA!!!! ::serious face:: umm no i dont get you

I swear some people are just as artifical like the bum sodas in the corner stores.

Hysterical

Now i'm a youtube fanatic, and can sit for hours watching funny videos to old MadTv episodes to Beyonce new video Halo

But one man who never fails to make me laugh is Will Hatcher, he is a youtube comedian who remixes songs and other silly junk.

My personal favorite is Confessions of An Internet Thug


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z48-gKV5eds

Check out his other videos, its so worth it!

Talk About Awkward Situations

Check these billboards out....I swear they did this on purpose....lol

Hmm I wonder what would Jesus do??? Wheres my WWJD Bracelet?

Drinking and driving is very bad, Reality check: Each year ,an estimated 7,000 people under 21 die from alcohol

Hmm thats a funny one

Oh please Ronald McDonalds did not come to my doorstep with a ak-47 and a bigmac

hmm, lol. . . 666 hehe

There goes my bacon and egg sandwich

Hold Up!! Wait A Minute, HipHop At Its Worst

2007 Disaster hit my ears

Soulja Boy

So as I was told by my homie Nunu Stacks,"The younger age group likes him". . . WTF!

Are public schools feeding tomorrows future three course meals of ghetto? or are underage drinkers sipping on gin and stupidity?

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em

You are seriously wack homie, sad to say you making millions. I told my homies ima write a song called "Chicken Wings and Neckbone" and ima blowup like one of the bombs Bush still trying to find. My song gonna have a hot hook that goes :

"Do the Chicken Wing, now do the neckbone" Now repeat that 6 times and twitch your neck and pay me millions bitches! We raining dollars on these hoes. Cash my checks, get these hoes and do the NECKBONE!

Music today is no longer the same and frankly will never be if we let people like Soulja Boy Tell 'Em produce more shit. I vote that the hip hop moguls kick him out of the Society.

Ima go call Jay-Z and Lil Wayne to see what they think!!!!!!

Signed

Future Rapper In The Hip Hop Biz (NeckBone Productions)

Eeny, meeny, miny moe!

Do you know how you are going to die?

Can you pick and choose? Eeny, meeny, miny moe

Like while rolling in a wad of 100 dollar bills have a heart attack or choke on your fingernail?

Look at how this dude died,
The fatal guffaw struck Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old English bricklayer on March 24, 1975, while he and his wife watched his favorite TV sitcom, The Goodies. Mitchell found a sketch called "Kung Fu Kapers" so hilarious that he laughed for 25 minutes straight, until his heart gave out and he died. Mitchell's wife sent the show a letter thanking the producers and performers for making her husband's last moments so enjoyable.

Now lemme picture myself watching Boondocks with Riley calling Santa a Bitch Ass Nigga, What if I died during that, I would be tight as hell, cause I did not get to finish watching the rest of the show.

All I can say is when I die, it better be worth my laughter, and Heaven better be entertaining. lol

Signed
A Laughing Chick From Brooklyn

MTA Why You F&%$ing With Me Man???

Mass Transportation- Public transport (or public transportation, public transit or mass transit) comprises passenger transportation services which are available for use by the general public, as opposed to modes for private use such as automobiles or vehicles for hire. Some services are free though most charge some sort of fare.

Some sort of fare????? Now I have to scrape 100 other pennies out of my couch to add up to $3, I call that couch rape. The service is unreliable and the bus drivers are rude, you lucky I can't smack ya cause the 7 years in prison junk, blah blah! But seriously wages aren't going up but my fare is, does that seem fair? I do not believe you MTA when you say you spent all your stolen cash from the people on changes, I ain't see a damn thing but more rats, more people. . . MORE RAT PEOPLE!

So this year I decided to get my legal papers to drive, I rather spend my cash on insurance for when I hit a persons bumper than make quarters to ride a overpacked, loud, smelly NYC bus.

Signed,

Poor City Girl Still Waiting For The Bus