Rinnng!! Riiiiiing!!

I know a friend who eats an excessive amount of bacon, she calls me from time to time, almost everyday and at odd hours. I am quite not sociable so I decided to make some calls of my own. I would normally call at 9-10ish pm and we'd have a very meaningful conversation. Then it happened. I would call, she would be asleep, oh hell no cause lord knows she be waking me up, so I would call back and she would answer, groggy. I started to question this friendship, was there someone else she was calling, someone else she picked up for happily. What had I done wrong? I did everything required, I didn't call during peak and she was on my My Faves. Was it a story that I told her that was too long? Or Maybe I had offended her by putting her on hold for a brief 34mins. ::phone rings in background:: Oh here she comes a calling now! Laterz! Smoochez

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