Whats Cookin'

Gosh I can't remember where I heard this from but I was told that women hold to keys to a mans heart and they are the Key to cooking and the key to the bedroom.

Good eats. Equal. Great Sex!

Why not surprise your man after a long day of work with a homecooked meal, even if you guys don't live together and just send him a text message stating that tonight dessert is on you. I think people forget that sex doesn't have to be quick, but the opposite romantic. Also guys do the same, do you know how happy I would be to walk in on a homecooked meal made by you. My only worry is who is washing those dishes, but do this for us to, we appreciate it more than you know.

In the end to make everything easier for everyone. Cook together, butt naked!!!

Here's a recipe:
Lasagna
Ingredients:

Meat Mixture:
2 eggs
1/4 cup milk
1/3 cup bread crumbs
2 tbs. dried minced onion
1/2 tsp. salt
1/2 tsp. MSG
1/4 tsp. garlic salt
1 tsp. soy sauce
1 lb. ground beef (15%) fat
Mix all ingredients together. Cook in frying pan and set aside.

Sauce:
1/4 cup olive oil
1 lb. ground lean beef
1 cup chopped onion
2 cloves garlic, finely chopped
2 6-oz. cans tomato sauce
1/2 to 1 can tomatoes
2 tsp. salt
1 tsp. dried basil
1/2 tsp. oregano, dried
1/4 tsp. black pepper
1/2 tsp. bay leaves
Heat in a large skillet olive oil.

Cheese Sauce
1/2 liter milk
1/2 cup grated cheddar cheese
6 tbs. flour
1 tsp. ground nutmeg

Prepare white sauce by heating butter with flour, add milk and stir it until it thickens. Add ground nutmeg and half of the cheddar cheese.

Add and cook until brown ground beef.
Add and cook until transparent onion and garlic.
Add tomatoes, tomato sauce, salt, dried basil, oregano, black pepper, and bay leaf. Cover and simmer 1 hour till sauce thickens.

Other
9 to 12 noodles, cooked to package directions
fresh basil to taste

2 8 oz packages shredded mozzarella
Mix cottage cheese, eggs and basil in a bowl.
In a 13 by 9 by 3 pan put some spaghetti sauce.

Add 3 or 4 noodles.
Add all the cheese mixture.
Add 3 or 4 more noodles.
Add some sauce.
Add all the meat.
Add 1 8oz package mozzarella.
Add 3or 4 more noodles.
Cover completely with sauce.
Cover pan and bake 375* for 25 minutes.

Take cover off and sprinkle the remaining cheddar cheese. Bake for 15 minutes. Take out of oven and add 1 8oz package mozzarella on the last layer.


I was having a convo with my homeboy and I told him that no matter what you guys are always ready. I could be bending over to tie my shoelace and that is the most sexy thing ever. Woman on the other hand, you gotta sweettalk us to even get your hand on some boobies. Woman worry about that fact that, her nails aren't done, I didn't wash my hair. When in actually the guys only see the most pleasurable ride in front of them. What exactly makes us so different? We both want it. But why doesn't females ask and why do men insist we do?

Give it a try guys!